Lol feeling the need to apologize to you all like everything done was my fault. I’m not free from blame, but I’m also not the one to be blamed.

I choose my battles and I always choose peace over it. Too bad things get to me too easily.

You’re not allowed to make me feel this way.

Positivity comes a long way but sometimes you just want to punch that girl at school that makes you do the whole project and then calls you irresponsible when you have to go visit a college and miss a few days of school or hate the fact that your friendship with a close friend is questioned or want to strangle everyone that brings up the past and doesn’t let you forget.

I remember I wanted a big party for my birthday this year. Not much can be done for like 5 friends and family.

Oh wait, you thought I’d really care? Hahahah heavens no.



Meanwhile in Toronto


"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids



My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."